Monthly Archives: August 2011

Update for 8/26/11

New review for Mortal Tedium by John Robbins. I sometimes ask you readers to buy comics, like now if you want to celebrate or otherwise mark the 10th anniversary of the website. Still, I never recommend comics for people who might be intimidated by the 450+ comics to choose from. So, in no particular order (as I’m not a fan of lists, which is why I don’t grade comics by a star or numbered scale), here are 10 comics that I didn’t know about when I started this site but now consider necessary reading for any fan of the genre.

Mine Tonight by Trevor Alixopulos

In Anticipation of Hugs by Neil Brideau

Old Man Winter and Other Sordid Tales by J.T. Yost

Christina & Charles by Austin English

Asthma by John Hankiewicz

Broken Lines Book One by Tom Pappalardo

The Horrifically Complete Non-Winner by Kelli Nelson

Bookhunter by Jason Shiga

Important Comics: A Collection of Unquestionable Merit by Dina Kelberman

The Airy Tales by Olga Volozova

Honorable mentions go to entire series where I don’t want to single out one issue, like Slither from Kelly Froh, Reich by Elijah Brubaker, And Then One Day by Ryan Claytor, Ruffians by Brian Canini (also a good bet for bargain hunters), True Travel Tales by Justin Hall, Tales to Demolish by Eric Haven, Shuteye by Sarah Becan, Legal Action Comics anthologies edited by Danny Hellman (and featuring everybody you’ve ever heard of in the comics business as of five years ago when they were released), Unlucky by Matthew Hawkins, Watching Days Become Years by Jeff LeVine, Tear Stained Makeup AND Carl by Marcos Perez, King Cat by John Porcellino (duh, but just on the off-chance that you aren’t already reading it), Unlovable by Esther Pearl Watson, Reporter by Dylan Williams, and Lackluster World by Eric Adams. If your comic wasn’t mentioned here and you’re annoyed, please keep in mind that I genuinely like a good 99% of the stuff in my store and that I was trying to make a finite list. Happy weekend everybody! Watch out for that hurricane…

Robbins, John – Mortal Tedium

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Mortal Tedium

If my website somehow exploded in a giant orange action movie ball of flame tomorrow, at least I would have comics from people like John Robbins that I never would have heard of otherwise to comfort me. Assuming that I survived the explosion of my website, as I have no idea of the blast radius of such a hypothetical thing. This is a collection of seven short stories, although they were all released first in different anthologies. Believe you me, John is living in Dublin and there’s no way in the world that you’ve already read all seven stories. I’d read the ones from Gin Palace #2 and the Side B anthology, but that was it, and I keep up with this sort of thing for a “living.” Dog-Eared is the story from Gin Palace #2, and it deals with an aging writer coming across a copy of one of his old books in a used bookstore. Upon closer inspection he sees that this was the copy that he gave a past girlfriend, which brings a flood of memories and regrets. Caro Mio Ben was from Side B and it details the desperate attempts to remember someone through the music that they enjoyed. Other than that (in order of personal preference) there’s The Receiver(computer support gone horribly wrong), Dad’s Head (in which John explains the various ways in which something is not quite right with his dad’s head, right up until the delightful mindfuck of an ending), Dental (the random sentences of a very small child), Troubled (idealism meets reality) and Zero (the heftiest one page story you’ll ever see dealing with a man who can’t forget childhood torments). If you think that that means that I hate the last story just because I listed it last, please be aware of the fact that every one of these stories is fantastic in its own way and you should all be so lucky as to be forced to read a “bad” John Robbins story. No price listed, but I’d guess that $5 or maybe even a little less could get you a copy.

Update for 8/25/11

New review today for Monthly #1 by Brian John Mitchell & Eric Shonborn.

Mitchell, Brian John & Shonborn, Eric – Monthly

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Monthly

With the pace that Brian has established in making comics, it might be tempting to take that title literally. You’d be wrong, as it’s actually about a suicidal werewolf, but it would be an easy mistake to make. Anyway, yeah: suicidal werewolf. The only way this werewolf can be killed is by being shot through the heart three times by someone who loves him, so he has to spend the time between changes getting somebody to fall in love with them while still keeping them willing to kill him when he changes into a werewolf. Naturally this is a difficult trick to accomplish, as all the “I’m a werewolf” talk in the world wouldn’t keep you from being any less terrified when the actual change occurred. This first issue is mostly setting all that up, but it also managed to include a few intriguing questions. He still seems to chat with his mother, for example, and he can only be killed by somebody he loves, so… Well, it was intriguing to me anyway, but come to think of it I still haven’t seen a finished series by the man. It’s another fine addition to his comics pile, and if you liked his previous stuff I sure don’t see a reason for you to avoid this. I poked around on his website a bit today and saw that he has a number of past issues available for free download (including this one), so why not check out a few for free and see what you think? Then at least buy a few of them, as it’s a little sleazy to just read all his stuff for free. Yes, I am in fact one of the few people left who cares about such things. $1

Update for 8/23/11

New review for Last Slice by Jaime Crespo. Have I mentioned that this is the tenth anniversary month of this website? And that I’m keeping it low-key (what do you do for a website anniversary anyway?) but that if you wanted to mark it in any way that you could always buy comics from me? That also works if you don’t care at all about the website and just want to buy some comics. Just throwing that out there.

Crespo, Jaime – Last Slice

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Last Slice

It’s going to be a long time before we all figure out just how devastating the loss of Harvey Pekar was to the small press comics community. Sure, there was his own incredible work, and the world is poorer for the fact that there will be no new stuff (unless there are unfinished bits and pieces out there, but it’s still a damned finite resource). But the greatest thing about Harvey in my mind was the fact that he was a relentless champion of the medium and did all he could to help out artists that he liked. I’m bringing all this up here because Jaime mentions in one of his strips that he had actually stopped drawing entirely for five years before Harvey tracked him down and talked him back into it. I’ve been a fan of Jaime’s work for years and to think that all that talent was hanging on that thread is disturbing. Here’s hoping that other respected comics elders take up the slack, as I frankly don’t think people like reviewers have the standing to pull it off. So how about the actual comic? Yes, I do remember that that is the point of a review. These are the best of the “Slice O’ Life” strips (as chosen by Jaime, obviously), but he mentions that he had to cut some of them down from six to four panels, which immediately makes me wonder what that changed. He also mentions that these strips lack the detail that he uses on his other comics, as the strip was being printed in color and all that detail didn’t come out anyway, but there’s still more detail in each strip than I see in plenty of entire mini comics. Anyway, these are all four panel strips about a variety of different topics, with 40 of them in all. Topics include a dangerous stretch of river current, creepy religion, a crappy day, entertainment on the bus, the circuitous logic of a running man, assholes telling their most intimate details while talking on their cell phones, a dedicated drunk/druggie from high school, the meaning behind empty vanilla extract bottles that you might see lying around, the best surfer in the world, how risky activities have changed from when he was a kid to now, Santa in the hood, how the “razors in the apples” Halloween rumor ruined the free local caramel apples, the things that a dog brings home, and George Hamilton. That’s just the first half, you can discover the second half of strips for yourself. In case that wasn’t perfectly clear, you should buy this comic, and anything else he does (although I will mention it if he does a terrible comic, it’s just that I haven’t seen one yet). Don’t let this man drift away from comics again… $4 (?)

Update for 8/22/11

New review today for Bad Breath Comics #3 by Josh Juresko. Looks like things are progressing nicely on Jeff Zwirek’s fundraiser for his collected edition of Burning Building Comix, although he still has a ways to go before it’s a reality. Why not give the man some cash to help him out?

Juresko, Josh – Bad Breath Comics #3

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Bad Breath Comics #3

“Too” and “to” are two completely different words. Just saying, as that was the only glaringly obnoxious thing that stood out to me from this comic. Not that Josh is the only person who makes that mistake (far from it, sadly) but it still bugs the hell out of me every time I see it. So how about the content? It was strange and uneven at times, with hints of possible greatness to come. Or not, but I see potential. Stories in here that I enjoyed include an old man and his seagulls, the one about car auctions (until it devolved into utter nonsense in the last few panels, which sure looked to me like another one of those “I have no idea how to end this so I’ll just stop” stories), a long but oddly rewarding setup for a dragon pun, the CEO asking for more money on a street corner, a wordless protest against bras and fights (I think that’s what it was about anyway, but in any case it was a good excuse to have a naked woman running around for a few pages), and the dumb fuck trying to find a box of cereal. The long piece about a fake cola company trying to win over the public while doing some horrible stuff behind the scenes didn’t always hold together very well and it had another awkward ending, but I’m all for somebody at least trying to be political in their comics. Things have been falling to shit for ages now and people who speak up even a little bit should be encouraged. That cover is delightfully awkward, with nothing to do with the contents, and the back cover is pretty great too. That seems to be pretty much all of the stories that I enjoyed at least a little bit, and when I say that this was uneven I mean that most of the individual stories felt that way, but this also looks like early days for Josh in the comics business. With that considered he’s off to a fine start on his way to putting out 6-12 more comics of increasing quality until he takes a proper job and leaves all this behind. Not that I’m feeling overly cynical today or anything. But hey, $2 for this much content is a steal any way you look at it.

Update for 8/19/11

New review for Team Girl Comic #3 by a gaggle of women in and around Glasgow.

Various Anthologies – Team Girl Comic #3

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Team Girl Comic #3

It’s finally happened: my brain is falling out. I can’t think of any other reason why a good chunk of these stories left me utterly flummoxed. Well, other than the fact that maybe they weren’t particularly good stories. Just to get this out of the way early, I know that some contributors to this comic are young (13ish) girls, and if I happen to overly criticize one of their stories, it’s meant to maybe give them constructive criticism that will help them over the long run (you’d be hard-pressed to find ANYBODY who was a brilliant comic artist/writer at 13). It’s a fine line to do that without also looking like a jerk, so my apologies in advance if I wander over that line. I have only the best of intentions! Anyway, it’s best to start with the stuff that I liked. Hoo boy, a functioning table of contents would have been nice too. OK, positive stuff, like I said: Karena Moore with the dog and the magic talking boots, Colleen Campbell with a funny one panel strip, Gil Hatchers’ strip on the problems of huddling for warmth with a mechanical bear, Penny Sharp and her series of fake full page phone ads, Emma McLuckie commanding a robot, Gil Hatcher lamenting her terrible skills as an older sister (before getting a nice physical reminder of why she’s too hard on herself), Laura Armstrong and her tale of robot rights, the smudgingly creepy ending to the story by Heather Middleton, Karena Moore’s midge story and Gil Hatcher’s story about trying to hide a candy purchase. The other stories either made no sense to me or left me cold. The story about the bear hugs was OK, but it was clearly resized for the comic (not the fault of the artist, obviously) and that really screwed up the look of it. The wordless “welcome home” story made no sense at all to me, “the interns” could maybe get better but it’s “to be continued” after two pages, the wordless story with a security camera flew right over my head and the “kids” story had a punchline that wasn’t remotely funny to me, but maybe it would make more sense if I had kids. Yes, I purposefully avoided using artist’s names for the bad bits, but that’s also because I wasn’t sure who did at least a few of those stories. If you’re looking for a good/not so good percentage (always useful in an anthology), I’d put it at roughly 80/20 good to bad, which is still a great ratio for one of these things. That and the fact that this group of women mostly from Glasgow is doing this at all is something that should be strongly supported by anybody who complains about all the middle-aged white guys in comics. Oh, and have I mentioned how much I love that cover? No price listed, but $5 seems like a reasonable guess.

Update for 8/18/11

New review for The Escapologist #1 by Simon Moreton. Hey, have I mentioned that this month is the ten year anniversary of the site? Granted, it started with a different name and I had to restart it a few months later under the “Optical Sloth” name, but hey, ten years. That’s forever in internet years. Thanks to everybody for all the review comics (what, you artists think you’re the only people who get anything out of this deal?), and thanks to everybody else who shows up looking for good comics. I may still try to put something together to commemorate things before the year is over, but if you want to do your own celebrating, why not order some comics? That’s always a good way to show me that I’m getting through to at least some people.

Moreton, Simon – The Escapologist #1

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The Escapologist #1

For those of you who were dying to solve the mystery of “Simon M.,” , I give you Simon Moreton! For everybody else who has no idea what I’m talking about, Simon is the guy who did all of those delightful Smoo comics that I’m sure you all dutifully purchased after I told you how much I enjoyed them. Simon is starting a new series with this comic, and a quick check of his website shows that #2 is already done (he’s just working on the publishing end of things at the moment) and that he’s also working on #3. Well, so much for my theory that this comic was one of those one-shot comics that small press writers invariably put a “#1” on. It’s easy to think that, as this is a comic about everything. I mean that: everything. It’s a lot to convey in eight pages, so it ends up being confined more to Simon’s general area, but it’s there. Things start off with Simon on the street, staring at birds, before he leaves his body and takes a journey of the city. then pulls it all back together with mentioning the fact that we also all hold together the very ink on the pages. It’s all very self-contained, which makes me a little surprised that #2 is already done, and more than a little curious to see what it’s about. This is mostly a wordless tale with one fantastic quote at the end. To me this comic was both a chance to escape for a minute or two (as the title implies) while also contemplating the manner in which the entire world fits together. That’s damned tricky to accomplish, and it may or may not have been what he was shooting for, but that’s what I saw. No price, but I think it’s around $4.

Update for 8/16/11

New review for Foie Gras and the Joy of Cooking #1 by Edie Fake. I’m not even going to mention the Jeff Zwirek fundraiser for the collected edition of Burning Building Comix today, as I’m sure you’re sick of me talking about it. Luckily I won’t say a word about it today.

Fake, Edie – Foie Gras and the Joy of Cooking #1

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Foie Gras and the Joy of Cooking #1

I think I picked the wrong book that Edie sent me to review first. The other book is apparently a lengthy collection of previous works, while this is a tiny mini. Oh well, it’s not like I could possibly stop this one and review that one right now. Why not? Um… look over there! So anyway, this one is a series of images (that look like they were taken from cooking instructions, or maybe they were just used as a reference/inspiration) with what appears to be a scattered poem. I’m lousy at defining such things, so I won’t even try. I do know that the combined effect of the words with the mostly innocuous images caused a few visceral reactions, so he’s clearly doing something right. The chopping of the prosthesis, the hand up the turkey’s ass with the words “about my boyhood” and the “fuck me like this” page being the prime examples. Dammit, I really should have read his other book first so I’d have more to talk about. Soon enough, and in the meantime this is almost certainly cheaper than that collected book if you just want a less expensive representation of his work. I have no idea how much is actually costs, as his website doesn’t say much about it, but let’s say $3 for the hell of it. His website also has a lot of sample images, if my word salad of a review was worthless to you today.

Update for 8/15/11

New review for Too Blue Comix #3 by various people out of Dexter Cockburn’s Comix Company outfit. I haven’t said a thing lately about Jeff Zwirek’s fundraiser to get a proper collected edition of his Burning Building Comix together, mostly because I didn’t do any updates over the weekend, but you guys know all about it by now, so you already know to head over there and give him a few dollars right now. Like, right this very second. It’s the internet, it’s not like it takes ages to donate money these days.

Various Anthologies – Too Blue Comix #3

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Too Blue Comix #3

Would somebody please send me a handbook on how to review porn comics? Even parodies of porn comics are tricky, but I have no idea what to say about stuff like this. Do you like drawn representations of sex and various sexual situations by different artists, with funny punch lines galore? Then you’ll love Too Blue Comix! There, does that work? Artists in this one include Dexter Cockburn (it is his company putting this out, after all, and who draws better comic sex than Dexter?), Aung Min Min, Simon Mackie, Roy Cutting and somebody called JTW. Hey, it’s a comic with naked bits, I can see why you’d go with a pseudonym. Stories include the unintended consequences of getting a coin that hypnotizes people and asking a woman to “fuck my brains out,” double giant booties, and a real life action figure in the sack. There are also a few full page spreads, including Dexter’s back cover of a giant fuck sandwich. This is a short and tiny mini, and that first Dexter strip is already in another one of his comics, but hey, $1 for some serious nudity and sex can’t be that bad.

Update for 8/12/11

New review for Tall Tales for Short Kittens #1 by Jason Payne. And just in case anybody has forgotten, Jeff Zwirek’s fundraiser for his collected Burning Building Comix is still going strong. Well, strong-ish, as I don’t think his total has moved for a couple of days. Seriously, if you’re reading this right now, I’m talking to you. Just give the guy somewhere between $1-5 if you’re broke. More if you can afford it, as if you can do $20 then you get a copy of the collected edition when it comes out. And if you already have donated, well, tell your friends who like quality comics. Don’t let the world down!

Payne, Jason – Tall Tales for Short Kittens #1

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Tall Tales for Short Kittens #1

Hey, wait a minute! There’s nothing resembling a kitten in this comic! Which is probably for the best, because if Jason took his title literally then this comic would probably be insufferably adorable instead of breathtakingly strange. In the best possible way, of course. The first story is the longest (clocking in at six pages), and it definitely sets the tone for things to come. See, there’s this blob thing (who is wearing a very fetching fez hat) who crashes his boat ashore. The blob really doesn’t seem to mind, but a young girl watched the crash and finds this lack of concern worrying in its own right, so she goes off to tell her father. Meanwhile, the blob has found a rat to be his companion at a local tavern, and everybody comes crashing together at the pier of the original crash. My general policy against spoilers prevents me from telling you exactly how the ending perfectly tied this tale together, so too bad for you. Other stories include heartbreak, Dyna and her diamond ring, an odd bird/blob creature staredown, jazz players and their stereotypical lifestyles, and Lil’ Red Hoodie turning the tables on the wolf. There’s also an activity page with a 3D maze, some jokes and instructions to color the entire book if you’re bored. This comic is a bit uneven at times, but taken as a whole it’s a compelling collection of work. Is it bad if I get serious enjoyment out of the fact that that cover, somewhere in the world, led a confused parent to buy this for their kid? Probably so, but I can’t help it. Anything that helps indoctrinate kids into enjoying smart, quality comics is OK by me. $3

Update for 8/10/11

New review today for Sigh Fi Tales by Macedonio. See what he did there? Anyway, the lesson for the day on Jeff Zwirek’s fundraiser for his collected Burning Building Comix is that if you donate $60 or more then you’ll get a copy of the collected edition AND one victim character pillow and a fire pillow buddy. The man is going to put these pillows together himself if you pay him enough money. Why wouldn’t you do that? Don’t you like pillow buddies? If you don’t, wouldn’t your  daughter/son/nephew/niece/grandma want one of them? I think you already know the answer.

Macedonio – Sigh Fi Tales

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Sigh Fi Tales

My ridiculous scanner situation has kept me from getting to these Macedonio comics as quickly as I’d hoped but, as with all comics that are sent my way, I will get to them eventually. I mention this mostly because this the third comic I’ve read from the man and each one of them is a completely original book and concept. Maybe three doesn’t sound like a whole lot, but if he’ll be in damned good shape if he keeps up this level of inventiveness for all of his comics that I have around the apartment. Anyway, according to his introduction this comic deals with “something that could happen and probably has, to someone or something at one point or another. Stories with no actual end.” So if you’re looking for resolutions, look elsewhere. Stories in this one include the general wide range of strangeness that exists (with a final panel that perfectly sums up “strange” in my book), birds eating fried chicken scraps, the extremely dangerous sleeping patterns of a dreaming mouse, a parting gift from a tom cat, and several pages based on different versions of time. See? That’s a varied pile of stories right there. In case you haven’t read the other reviews about the man’s work, he’s been around (with a VERY long break in the middle) doing comics since the Weirdo days and you whippersnappers could learn a thing or two from the man. No price listed, but $2 is probably in the neighborhood.